Finally, I left making this years card a little late which means I missed the last post for international mailing before Christmas. If you're one of TNTLTP's international customers then I apologise for this. Please don't think that I value your custom any less than those based in the UK.
Here's my card from last year. One of the secrets of comedy is timing. Another is grammatical understanding. The joke didn't really work on this first time around because I missed out a comma which, for its reappearance here, I've included.
The purpose of these cards is to thank people for buying There's No Time Like The Present. If you've never received one it's because I don't have your address, I had your address but you've moved and not updated me or you have never bought There's No Time Like The Present. If it's the first two then please feel free to contact me with your details and I will see that you're on the list for next year should I do one. (I can think of plenty of people I would have liked to have sent one to but didn't for this very reason). If you've never bought a copy of There's No Time Like The Present then go to The Shop and get one.
